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July, 2012

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Plumb

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Why didn’t the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

 

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Loop, 20120731

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Loop, 20120731

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Tabular

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What is the definition of a good farmer?

A man outstanding in his field.

 

Tabular, 20120730, HTML & Text, 360 x 500 pixels

Wound Hose, 20120730

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Wound Hose, 20120730

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Horizontal

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Which side of a cheetah has the most spots?

The outside!

 

Horizontal, 20120729, HTML & Text, 360 x 500 pixels

Kinked Hose, 20120729

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Kinked Hose, 20120729

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True

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Why did the pirate go to the Caribbean?

He wanted some arr and arr.

 

True, 20120728, HTML & Text, 360 x 500 pixels

Line & Fork, 20120728

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Line & Fork, 20120728

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Regular

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Why did the cowboy adopt a weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy!

 

Regular, 20120727, HTML & Text, 360 x 500 pixels

Compost, 20120727

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Aligned

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What do you do with a sick boat?

Take it to the dock!

 

Aligned, 20120726, HTML & Text, 360 x 500 pixels

Invasion, 20120726

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Exact

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Why are all the frogs around here dead?

‘Cause they keep croaking!

 

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Sun, 20120725

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Sun, 20120725

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Imprecise

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How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it!

 

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Tub & Tube, 20120724

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Tub & Tube, 20120724

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Relative

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What do you call a pony’s cough?

A little hoarse!

 

Relative, 20120723, HTML & Text, 360 x 500 pixels

Post & Rope, 20120723

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Post & Rope, 20120723

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Near

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What do you call a psychic midget
who has escaped from prison?

A small medium at large!

 

Near, 20120722, HTML & Text, 360 x 500 pixels

Grass & Light, 20120722

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Comparative

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How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A buccaneer!!

 

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Legs, 20120721

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Legs, 20120721

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Approximate

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Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

They kept dropping their trunks!

 

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Here & There, 20120720

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Here & There, 20120720

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Round

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What did the elder chimney say to the younger chimney?

You’re too young to smoke!

 

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Shadow Bands, 20120719

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Shadow Bands, 20120719

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Precise

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What’s the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle.

 

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Field Fade, 20120718

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Flat

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What did the monkey say when he caught
his tail in the revolving door?

It won’t be long now.

 

Flat, 20120717, HTML & Text, 360 x 500 pixels

Plane, 20120717

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Plane, 20120717

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Straight

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What did the big bucket say to the little bucket?

You look a little pail!

 

Straight, 20120716, HTML & Text, 360 x 500 pixels

Hose Segment, 20120716

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Hose Segment, 20120716

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Varying

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Where does George Washington keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

 

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Crossed, 20120715

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Crossed, 20120715

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Unsteady

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Have you heard the one about the corduroy pillow?

It’s making headlines!

 

Unsteady, 20120714, HTML & Text, 360 x 500 pixels

Lightning Scar, 20120714

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Lightning Scar, 20120714

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Nonuniform

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What do you do when you see a spaceman?

Park your car, man.

 

Nonuniform, 20120713, HTML & Text, 360 x 500 pixels

Buried Hose, 20120713

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Buried Hose, 20120713

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Deviating

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What do you get if you divide the circumference
of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Pumpkin pi!

 

Deviating, 20120712, HTML & Text, 360 x 500 pixels

Birth of Venus, 20110712

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Birth of Venus, 20110712

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