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Why didn’t the melons get married? |
| Because they cantaloupe! |
Plumb, 20120731, HTML & Text, 360 x 500 pixels
Archive for
July, 2012
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20120731 Tuesday 12:10 am
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20120730 Monday 12:10 am
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What is the definition of a good farmer? |
| A man outstanding in his field. |
Tabular, 20120730, HTML & Text, 360 x 500 pixels
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20120729 Sunday 12:10 am
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Which side of a cheetah has the most spots? |
| The outside! |
Horizontal, 20120729, HTML & Text, 360 x 500 pixels
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20120728 Saturday 12:10 am
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Why did the pirate go to the Caribbean? |
| He wanted some arr and arr. |
True, 20120728, HTML & Text, 360 x 500 pixels
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20120727 Friday 12:10 am
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Why did the cowboy adopt a weiner dog? |
| He wanted to get a long little doggy! |
Regular, 20120727, HTML & Text, 360 x 500 pixels
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20120726 Thursday 12:10 am
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What do you do with a sick boat? |
| Take it to the dock! |
Aligned, 20120726, HTML & Text, 360 x 500 pixels
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20120725 Wednesday 12:10 am
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Why are all the frogs around here dead? |
| ‘Cause they keep croaking! |
Exact, 20120725, HTML & Text, 360 x 500 pixels
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20120724 Tuesday 12:10 am
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How does the man in the moon cut his hair? |
| Eclipse it! |
Imprecise, 20120724, HTML & Text, 360 x 500 pixels
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20120723 Monday 12:10 am
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What do you call a pony’s cough? |
| A little hoarse! |
Relative, 20120723, HTML & Text, 360 x 500 pixels
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20120722 Sunday 12:10 am
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What do you call a psychic midget |
| A small medium at large! |
Near, 20120722, HTML & Text, 360 x 500 pixels
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20120721 Saturday 12:10 am
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How much does a pirate pay for corn? |
| A buccaneer!! |
Comparative, 20120721, HTML & Text, 360 x 500 pixels
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20120720 Friday 12:10 am
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Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool? |
| They kept dropping their trunks! |
Approximate, 20120720, HTML & Text, 360 x 500 pixels
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20120719 Thursday 12:10 am
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What did the elder chimney say to the younger chimney? |
| You’re too young to smoke! |
Round, 20120719, HTML & Text, 360 x 500 pixels
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20120718 Wednesday 12:10 am
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What’s the best way to carve wood? |
| Whittle by whittle. |
Precise, 20120718, HTML & Text, 360 x 500 pixels
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20120717 Tuesday 12:10 am
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What did the monkey say when he caught |
| It won’t be long now. |
Flat, 20120717, HTML & Text, 360 x 500 pixels
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20120716 Monday 12:10 am
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What did the big bucket say to the little bucket? |
| You look a little pail! |
Straight, 20120716, HTML & Text, 360 x 500 pixels
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20120715 Sunday 12:10 am
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Where does George Washington keep his armies? |
| In his sleevies! |
Varying, 20120715, HTML & Text, 360 x 500 pixels
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20120714 Saturday 12:10 am
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Have you heard the one about the corduroy pillow? |
| It’s making headlines! |
Unsteady, 20120714, HTML & Text, 360 x 500 pixels
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20120713 Friday 12:10 am
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What do you do when you see a spaceman? |
| Park your car, man. |
Nonuniform, 20120713, HTML & Text, 360 x 500 pixels
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20120712 Thursday 12:10 am
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What do you get if you divide the circumference |
| Pumpkin pi! |
Deviating, 20120712, HTML & Text, 360 x 500 pixels
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